I'm gobsmacked. Blown away. Is there some sort of secret E3 that Nintendo is brewing? The one that'll have the announcements of games the dedicated Nintendo fans have been waiting for? You remember those guys, Nintendo? We're the ones that purchased the Gamecube when you told us it would be completely awesome. And we stuck with it, and had many a good time with it, but we always knew we'd round out the pack in third place.

And now we've adopted the Wii, a console that has proven itself to be popular with complete idiots and tools. And we waited. And waited. You clawed your way back to the top in a matter of minutes: we all exchanged grins and knew that the wait was worth it. So we kicked back and waited for the kiddies to get off the damn thing so we could play some real games.

And we waited.

And waited.

And waited.

I...don't know what else to say.